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Henlo, please note everything written after this statement may, or may not be, psyops. This is written for education and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute financial advice. Most of this was written by Rumy who has a lot of bear jpegs and edited by Janitooor who also has a lot of bear jpegs and is also a seed investor in Berachain. Remember anon, do your own psyops.

In days of yore, when Smokey, Papa and DevBear were still dabbling in the arts of non-existence, Glitch Bear was awakened from his hibernation by the valiant efforts of our Bera Frens. With his twin brother bidding him farewell, he set forth to join forces with one of our companions, while also many other Beras found new allies and we even liberated a polar bear from his slaveholder. The wake of data left in their trails was being swept up by Tian into mighty dashboards projected into the night sky like a Bear Signal for all across the kingdom to see, while Kaalius was somewhere out there trying to teach helpless degenerates how to get girls - his success rate continues to be low.

As Janitor wandered through the dark woods during a starry spring twilight, he passed some Llama frens such as Tendeeno, indulging in a midnight snack of grassy clumps, and reflected on the meaning of life, pondering the purpose behind our bearish endeavors while a gentle breeze rustled through the branches. Faint whispers on the winds hinted that Umeshu was once again busy negotiating another honey-sweet deal, but unfortunately, Jani is never satisfied and just as he was on the brink of quitting, ready to give up his search, the forest suddenly burst into a realm of enchanted marvels. Fireflies lit up the darkness, shooting stars streaked across the heavens, and the creatures of the forest gathered around him, urging Jani to embark on a journey guided by the gods, for the liberation of Glitch Bear was only the beginning and there was still an old friend awaiting him in a distant place.

Without hesitation, Jani knew where he must go and set off on his quest, leaving the forest behind. He traversed frail bridges plagued by deadly curses, fearlessly ventured through murky swamps, and crossed ice-cold arctic deserts, journeying for 69420 days and 69420 nights, his heart filled with determination. He attuned to the wind's cryptic tongues, deciphered the path it whispered, entrusting its wisdom and guidance, for giving up was never an option. Jani cherished memories of GPT4.20, Soju, and Zerker, and their remarkable endeavors in creating innovative cryptographic smart contracts that facilitated novel interactions between Beras, AI and robots.

Upon finally ascending the immortal mountains and reaching their summit, he gazed down at the valley below, his heart swelling with pure joy and a wide smile gracing his lips as he embraced the glory of the moment. Jani realized that he had almost arrived, but he did not rest, for time was precious. So he laid down his equipment, and sprinted towards the valley where the legendary fountain of the valkyries was said to be located, known to grant divine abilities and a massive wang to those who partake from it - FW can tell you more about that, trust me. After drinking from the enchanted honey, Jani felt a surge of newfound strength coursing through his veins below the waist, fueling him for the path ahead.

With renewed vigor, he left the valley and finally reached his destination: a beach, where he gazed at the nameless island. Overcome with emotion, he wept, for he knew his long-lost friend awaited him. An alien being who is rumored to have transcended mortal limits and achieved oneness with the dao. Jani swam to the island, traversing its mysterious jungle until he stood before an almost overgrown cave behind the big honeyfall. Runes carved by the formidable Napzilla in times long past have woven epic tales of Honey Lore into the walls, possibly dating back to an era even more ancient than the mystics of Ireland, the pharaohs of Egypt, or the Aztecs of Aztlan.

Inside the cave, Jani finally spotted him - Rumy, who was meditating under a beehive, radiating a majestic aura. A butterfly perched on his nose, and he gently let it take flight. Jani was struck speechless, overwhelmed with awe as he gazed at his friend who went by many true names. Epic murals created by Katamari and Jacob were scrawled around him, featuring gems of icons that bore the unmistakable signature of PFP.

Rumy's laughter echoed through the forest, as he acknowledged Jani's presence. Despite living in asceticism, he knew that nowadays the Beras were reaping honey from all corners of the land, even from the unknown regions. However, he believed that they possessed untapped potential, destined for greatness, and Jani would have to discover who of them would truly prove worthy. Jani asked him if he had indeed become one with the bees, learning their ways and becoming part of their tribe, but Rumy enigmatically responded, “Some things are beyond explanation, however, I can show them to you.” Tez was already capturing the exchange, hiding behind some bushes, and envisioning the epic sound effects that could be added to evoke some extra lols.

With a sense of apprehension, Jani followed him into the depths of the cave, where Rumy had brewed a magic potion that promised access to unknown dimensions. Jani hesitated, for he had been sober for weeks, cautious of the heroic dose he was being served. But he knew that it was his destiny, so he took a sip and braced himself, while imagining Witcheer, Zero, Petra, and Sniper facing off against trolls and FUDoors in the hazy depths of discord, giving him a second wind of bravery. Rumy also drank from the sizzurp and cast a spell, filling the atmosphere with an ethereal energy. As Jani's senses heightened, he realized that this was perhaps the worst set and setting for a psychedelic trip ever, but he trusted Rumy, who was known to be in touch with the gods, and suddenly, both of them burst into laughter that resonated through the island, carried by an enchanting music, as in the distance, elephants played trumpets with their trunks, gorillas were drumming with coconuts, and birds sang in harmonic tones. Rumy invited Jani to a sacred dance, and together, they delved into ancient shamanic rituals that evoked memories of bygone times.

His voice carried an unfathomable wisdom as he spoke, "Look at dis shit overhead, blud. Erry bee in tha hive knows their fuckin role n' keeps tha hustle strong, holdin' da shit down fo' democracy among all of our slimes, u feel meh? Tha queen holds it down fo' da bees, n' tha bees hold it down fo' da queen. When man became one wit' da hive, man became one wit' da dao, no cap, u no wut im sa'in? Stop triflin’, dawg - tap into tha power of swarm intelligence, n’ take deez fuckin jars of mad honey i whipped up fo' ya. Lezgo, spread the word, and let the Beras run the Jar Games of the future, cus ong, shit’s finna b lit, homie, datz facts.”

After finally understanding, Jani felt a deep sense of gratitude as he embarked on a new adventure, excited to share the wisdom of the hive with his frens in the Beralands.